a jew throwing a dime into a wishing well.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Roses are der, Violets are lube, I am dyslexic.

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A blind man walks into a bar Backs up, and walks around it.

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Knock knock Who's there? That that that. What makes you say that?

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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how do you stop a baby crying hit it with a brick.

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What's the biggest difference between the East and West Coast? About 3,000 miles.

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Q: What did the mime say to the crowd gathered at the crime scene? A:

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The meme walks out of the bar.

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Q: What happened to the teenage girl and the serial rapist at Denny's around midnight? A: They both ordered the french toast Grand Slam breakfast (at Denny's, its breakfast any time!!).

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What did the African boy get for his Christmas present for the first time? Leprosy

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America Votes

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Why don't Polish girls swim in the sea? The only sea that Poland borders on is the Baltic. Throughout most of the year this sea is too cold to comfortably swim in.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sexual offender.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -.......

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What did the black man do with the woman's purse? Safely returned it to her

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How do you fit 100 ethiopians in a phone box? With great difficulty.

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What do you call a boy that fell off a ferry? Extremely unlucky, since one of the other passengers noticed and the captain turned the ferry around, threw him a ladder, and pulled him aboard. Also he died of hepatitis because his mother was too poor to afford condoms, so he was born with it.

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Two black guys walk into a country club and ask to play a round of golf. They are turned away because the aren't members of the club.

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Q: How did Muhamid Ali ( casius clay ) get a black eye? A: He was born

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Why did Sally fall of the Swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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A black man and a hispanic man are riding in a car. Who's driving? The hispanic man

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A guy walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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