Obama 2012

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Why did the one pound coin cross the road? It was stuck up the chickens ass

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What's black and white and red all over? And old fashioned television painted red.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because my first shot missed.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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Why did Charlie fall? He got shot 24 times in the chest.

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Want to hear a joke? Me to...

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Roses are red violets are blue ... Aww I just don't give a damn and nether do you.

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Repeatedly raped by her alcoholic, child molesting father.

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What's the difference between an orange? Mooses don't like to wear sweater-vests.

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A blind man walks into a bar Backs up, and walks around it.

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Why do Jewish people like money so much? Because they can exchange it for goods and services

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Why did the window break? I threw a pig out it.

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lebron

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Know what's funny? Jokes.

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What's worse than being gay? Dying in a gas chamber in the Holocaust.

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Why did the man punch his wife? Because he was angry

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Q: what is more sad than being alone A: being alone with lots of cats

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Dick Chaney

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Are you from Tennessee? cuz i wanna makeout with your face.

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knock knock. who's there pismil pismil who pigsmil cookies

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Why are atheists stupid? Actually, statistically, they are more intelligent than believers.

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what does a jew want most for hanukkah? presents

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Why did Jack and Jill go up the hill? To get to their house.

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