Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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What did the genie say to the frog? Go home.

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Jesus wept.

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Oh my god, I'm on fire! Help me, help me, oh God it's everywhere!

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are driving in a car. They're on their way to the mall, or something.

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Arsonist: Hey, did you listen my mixtape? It's really FIRE.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Women are like puzzles. Because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote. Puzzles still don't

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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What do you call a half man half manatee? A manatee

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A Jewish man joins the German Army. He serves with distinction during the First World War, receives several commendations for bravery, and is one of the 12 million people killed during the Holocaust.

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thumbs up!

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doctor, doctor, i feel sick the doctor runs some tests on his patient then comes to a conclusion then the doctor says " you are fine"

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Q. What's large, solid, and full of veins? A. A man or woman who frequently engages in weightlifting and follows a diet primarily based around high protein and low carbohydrate intake

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what did the pregnant mexiCAN woMAN say while she was giving birth? A LOT of curse words

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why did the pile of rocks cross the road? they were stuffed down the chickens throat

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What did the man say to the man? Awkward.

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What did the thief get for Christmas? Nothing. He was sentenced to the death penalty.

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Know what's worse than being publicly embarrassed in front of your crush? Jeffrey dahmer

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Why was the black man unemployed? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Think about this. I am lying to you right now.

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What did one platypus say to the other? Whatever noise platypuses make. I'm not sure. I am sure that they lay eggs though.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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