Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

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Has anyone seen Stevie Wonder's new car?! Nobody seen it?! He too!

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Three guys and 4 Catholics are in a bar. They guys are making a joke. The first one says I'm gonna go to Oregon there's no Catholics there and the second one says I'm gonna go to Ohio there is no Catholics there and the third one says I'm gonna go to Alaska there's no Catholics there and one of the Catholics walk up and say how about you go to hell theres no Catholics there.

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Hey! i just thought of the funniest joke! okay so it goes like this: A man was walking down the street and saw a bar... he walked in and.... yeah, thats about it.....

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What's brown? My toilet hahaha

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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Why did the cheeseburger have seeds on its buns? Because it wasn't a taco.

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What's white and red all over? A baby in a blender

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Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

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Three construction workers are sitting on a beam high in the air, getting ready to eat their lunch. "Hey!" someone shouts. "Get down from there! That's a safety violation!" So they do, and instead they eat their lunch on the ground.

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hi im paul!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. 'Who's there.' The chicken.

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It's funny, because she's twice his size!

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Q: What is creepy and stares at you when you sleep A: Me

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How are a duck and a bicycle the same? They both have handlebars. Except the duck.

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What did the blonde say to the priest? Probably something stupid due to the fact that she's blonde.

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This site is hilarious oh wait...

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? ...Finding the same joke int he Inti-Joke.

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Why did the boy pick up the baseball? He wanted to play baseball.

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Penis.

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What do you call a Muslim woman driving a plane? First, you don't "drive" planes you "fly" them. Second, you should address her as Ma'am, Captain, or Pilot.

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Like my status for a tbh?

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Knock Knock. Peep Hole!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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