- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three nuns were talking in the church. The first nun said, "I was looking in the Priest's desk and found a condom." The second nun said, "I saw also saw that condom, except I poked holes in it." The third nun promptly reported them to the Priest causing the first two nuns to lose thier jobs.

What has two arms, and two legs but cant walk? A Cripple

How do you kill a blond? Make her listen to the song "Friday" for two hours straight.

Q: What happens when you eat all the potatoes A: They are all gone

A duck walks up to the lemonade stand. The man running the stand then smiles with a tear in his eye as he is reminded of when he and his now dead parents used to feed the ducks at a nearby lake every Sunday afternoon.

Your Momma's so ugly that if she got plastic surgery she would probably look better

Knock knock "Steve I have a door bell."

2+2= 478

what happened to the boy who asked for a hit from the bong? he got punched in the face.

what did the kid say when the bully took his ice cream nothing the bully punched him in the face first.

Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

Your mama's so dumb, she don't even know it.

Q - Want to hear a joke? A - Me Too.

A whole family go to a water park. They have a great day.

why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming, and felt compelled to get to its family

Why did the chicken crossed the ro- oh hell naw she crossed it.... No more chicken jokes, guys!!! She crossed it!!!

Where should a 500 pound alien go? On a diet.

What's worse than going to boot camp? - going to concentration camp.

Walk in to a room and sing "if you're deaf and you know it, clap your hands!"

Q: Jeff has 10 cookies, He eats 9. Now what does he have? A: Diabetes, Jeff has diabetes.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your other apple.

Whats a cat? A cat!

A unicorn is walking down the street and a man asks him: "Why so horny" The unicorn then slap the man upside the head because that was none of his business.

whats worse than dropping your ice cream down the stairs? dropping your baby down the stairs

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