OMG LOOK I FOUND A MAGIC DECODER RING

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A black man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and chats with his work friends. Then he goes home to his loving family.

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A Homosexual, a Jew and a Black walk into a bar. They do not speak make eye contact or acknowledge each other in any way.

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ceiling mounted bonerss CC

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The joke below me is retarded

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whats the difference between a mexican and a black person? They have different skin colors.

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WOMEN'S RIGHTS

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What was Michael Jackson doing at the Dermatologist's office? He was getting a mole on his back examined to be sure it wasn't cancer.

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What is as dry as a bone? A bone

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Q - Want to hear a joke? A - Me Too.

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What do superheroes say after they save someone? Whatever the hell they want.

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does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

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French people.

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A man walks into a bar. The bar tender asks him "why the long face?" He replies "Because I'm a horse, you jackass".

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Look at your hand. Made you look!

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What's 1+1? 4.

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Whats similar between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Weird, orange is my favorite color.

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A goat goes to the store and asks the store clerk where the potatoes are. The clerk told the goat to check aisle 5 for the potatoes. The goat goes to aisle 5 and there were no potatoes.

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Why are young girls better at school than young boys? Because young boys think about young girls.

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What's worse than the conservatives? Nothing, because conservatives fuck everything up.

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Q. Wherefore art thou Romeo? A. Global Warming. ,.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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