- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Come in Thank you very much. Don't mention it. Would you like a home made spinach roll?

A man went in for a doctors appointment and said, "Doc, it hurts when I do this." The doctor responded, "Try to abstain from from putting stress on that area. It might alleviate the pain a bit."

Q - Want to hear a joke? A - Me Too.

What did the racist guy say at the baseball game? I am at a baseball game.

What did one eye say to the other? Nothing. Because eye's can't talk.

Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours? A: Cheese at the grocery store that you have not purchased yet

Why did Lebron leave Cleveland? It's a terrible place to live.

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

Why was Jane absent from school today? Because she got mugged on her way there, and soon after was hit by a passing bus.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

What did the atheist say when he was in the church? The eulogy for his best friend.

How is a Jew and a White Person alike. 'cuz you touch yourself.

what is the difference between a cow?? there is no difference, you can't make a comparison between different object when there is only one object beïng named.

roses are red violets are blue ill cut your dick off and use it as glue

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart but your body rejected the transplant and you died.

What’s the difference between Cool and Kool, the way you spell it

What is the only thing worse than being a smelly Jew in 1944? Being a Jew in 1944 to hit the showers.

Your mama's so fat that we couldn't catch the cancer early and it gave her crippling weight problem. I'm so sorry.

Women's Rights...

where do you find a dog with no brain? in its grave.

I love you.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a bus? Because she's dead

boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

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