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  • For all you astronomy buffs out there, there's an observatory on the top of Mount Hemroyde, which is in Mianus. On a clear night, I can see Uranus from Mianus, as long as there's no full moon.

  • That's it! I've had it! If you make fun of Mianus one more time, I'll put my foot up Uranus!

  • "... and you can Hear it in my Accent when I Taaaalk, I'm an Englishman In Mianus....Woooah-Oh, I'm an Alien, I'm a Legal Alien. I'm an Englishman In Mianus..."

  • When visiting Mianus, go to the Starbucks and say "They hate us cuz they anus".

  • Mianus Baby - by Vanilla Ice Alright STOP! Collaborate and listen. Ice is Back with a brand new adventure. Something...grabs a Hold of Me Tightly. Feels real warm, Daily and nightly. Will it ever stop? Yo! I don't know. Pull up my pants, and I go! To the extreme I slap a mic with my sandal. Light up the stage, with the help of a candle... Mianus-anus Baby...dum-dum dum du-du-dum-pum Pim-Pam.

  • Well, my friend- you're gonna need some pretty long legs do that. And try not to loose your shoe. I don't think frozen shoes float well on liquid methane.

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