im black

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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Why were corners made? For crying.

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What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

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KIMBERLEY HONEY

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What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

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what's brown and sticky? a stick.

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Chuck Norris died.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

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black people. that is all...

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what did the noob say to the gamer your a gamer nooob

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wanna hear a really funny joke? sure women's rights.

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A Quadriplegic walked into a bar,

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Why do they call you the interrup... SHUT UP!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer.

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A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides to go to to Lowe's instead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Knock, knock. Who's there? No one. You have no friends.

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i saw a garbage truck it had garbage in it

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whats young and never moved? still born baby

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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a little boy and a pedophile are walking in the woods. it is late at night and therefore very dark. the little boy turns to the pedophile.and says "gee mister, it sure is scary out here." the pedophile responds "yeah, and your'e going to get raped"

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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yo momma is so tall shes tall

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