Me: do u you want to here a joke You: ya Me: Woman's rights

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Guess what? Chicken butt? Poultry gluteus maximus!

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Whats worse than your camera not working? getting hit by a fridge during the Holocaust

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What do you call a man who gets off the train at Willoughby? Dead

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Whats worse than living with cancer? Dieing of cancer.

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A jew, an Arab, and A Scientist walk into a bar. The arab self explodes and kills them all

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What's the differance between a pile of leaves and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a pile of leaves burning in my backyard.

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A man runs into a bar and warns everyone about the hurricane.

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Q: How many Jews can fit in a four door Sudan? A: Two in the front, three in the back, six million in the ash trey.

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A homeless man stumbles upon $100 bill. It is actually just a food wrapper, his eyesight is lackluster.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Its dad mom died....

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Who is Soulja Boy's best friend? YOUUUUUUUUUUUU

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A man walks into a bar. Realizing that he left his keys in his car, he called a locksmith to unlock the doors. He did not have money to pay this locksmith and was put in prison for his large sums of debt. He was shanked by a fellow inmate and died a few days later in the prison's hospital ward.

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What happens when Batman Robin and Wonder woman go on a date? Somebody isn't getting laid.

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This desk is two chromebooks wide. It will be one once I push yours off.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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Would I ever lie to you? No, because lying is bad.

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The man who ran behind the bus got exhausted. The man who ran in front of the bus got tired. The first one survived.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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A man walked into the white house and security escorted him out because he didn't have a pass.

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Why was the mouse flying? Because an Owl picked it up, carried it to a tree and ate it.

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as he stubbed his foot when he became fully enclosed in the tavern.

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they have an in depth understanding of astrophysics and interstellar travel.

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whats round and like a ball a ball

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Anti Joke

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