A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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yo momma is so tall shes tall

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a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

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This is not a joke.

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Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map. Maria: This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? Class: Maria did.

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What happened to the man that jumped off the cliff. He died....

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Would I ever lie to you? No, because lying is bad.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Probably nothing

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Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... two pregnancy scares...whats worse than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

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The racist uncle went to attend his nieces bat-mitzvah. Although he is racist, he is smart enough to not speak his mind, for he is in a temple, and may offend many people at the service.

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Chocolate tastes good.

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As a wise man once told me... "natives."

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Lets go Detroit Pistons!

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what do a dog and tree have in common? nobody cares when they die

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What do black men do in the South? Hang around

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Why did the panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second panda fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first panda. Why did the third panda fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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What did the bullied schoolboy do when he got home from school? He cried himself to sleep.

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Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness ... Hello?

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What's white and horny? A unicorn

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side why didnt the chicken cross back? for the first time in his life, Clucky the chicken, felt liberated. his cruel life flashed before his eyes, forcing him to remember all the bad tines he had spent on the McKinley farm. all the eggs stolen from him, watching all his friends being taken for slaughter. it all came back. from the other side of the road, Clucky saw a place he never wanted to go back to, a place he wanted to forget. the day he chose not to cross back was the first real day in Clucky's life.

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What do gay horses eat?........ Cheese

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A black guy and a Mexican jump off a bridge. Who dies first? Nobody cares.

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come along children

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