A black policeman and a white policeman work different shifts, one is during the day and one is at night and the both get equal pay.

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"What starts with F and ends with a K?" "firetruck?" "no, f u c k"

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Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and smell

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What did Pikachu say to Ghandi? Pika Pika

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What do Ethiopians do at Christmas ? Starve...

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Two muffins were in an oven. Neither of them said anything because they are inanimate objects. After they were finished baking, they were pulled out and set to cool on a counter to be eaten at a later time.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken probably crossed the road because of some sort of impulse or external stimuli (most likely a bug or a worm located on the other side of the road) in which he or she responded to by proceeding to cross the road in order to get to the other side as chickens have a sense of cause to effect in which the effect would be consuming the bug or other living life form.

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Q. What's black and white and red all over? A. Certainly not a newspaper. Nobody reads those anymore.

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What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel chair? A tragedy, especially considering his past struggles with HIV.

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How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

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Why did the person play his XBOX 360? because he felt like it.

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A women walks out of a kitchen.

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Why did the mechanic sleep under a car? He had narcolepsy.

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what is patrick wilson? smart

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One time i ate a sandwich it was good

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What has human male genitalia? A human male

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

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What did the pig say to the banana? Oink.

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What's brown and sticky? Human Feces

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What does does an elephant and a grape have in common? They are both grapes except for the elephant.

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What happened when the princess kissed the frog? She died, the frog was highly toxic.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I'm deaf. I'm deaf who? What?

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Herman Cain

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How do you start up a good conversation? Wanna have a good conversation?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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