Y2K

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What do you call 3 horses in 1 boat, in the middle of the Dead Sea? Lost

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Why is he called Donald Trump? Because he trumps a lot...

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A: thats what your mom said last night! B: my mom committed suicide when i was three because she could not handle the stress of being a teen mother with an abusive boyfriend. A: oh... B: yeah....

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An Arab walks into a bar. He then blows up the bar.

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a man walks into a bar... and he says 'ouch!'

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Why does Justin Beiber's asswhole hurt, and his father's dick was brown? Because he ate mexican food and his on his dad's dick.

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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Whats the difference........ between a duck?

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Why did the girl not apply for her American CItizenship? She was already an American Citizen.

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There were three hungry cows in a barn. One day, one of them finds a stick of butter on the ground, and notifies the other cows of his findings. Since the barn was ran like a democracy, the cows decided via 2/3 vote that the winner of the stick of butter should be decided by a checkers tournament. The problem is that there is no good way to run a checkers tournament with three cows because checkers is a one-on-one game. The first cow suggests trying to find another cow to join in so that they could have a bracket-style tournament, but there were only three cows that lived in the barn. The second cow suggests a round-robin style tournament. The third cow informs the second cow that there is a possibility of a tie because each cow can finish with one win and one loss among the two games in a round-robin tournament. The first cow suggests that the round-robin process can be repeated until there is a winner. This joint suggestion was approved by 2/3 vote by the cows. Finally the checkers tournament begins. The first cow says to the second cow, "you butter not beat me at checkers!"

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but there is a road to the super market

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whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? ones delicious and the other is a watermelon

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All work and no play makes Johnny successful in his field of interest.

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't because it got hit by a car.

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Roses are red, violets are blue; So go in bed, where I'll join you...

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What do you call a Russian civil war? A war in which one side wants to seced from the other.

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Jack and Jill climb a tall hill to get some water from the well for there farther who has been working in the fields. Jack trips and hits his hell on a rock and Jill promptly calls 911 and stays with him until help arrives.

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Two girls were sitting quietly. Badum tss

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Knock knock. Who's there? Me. ME?!

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Have you ever had Kenyan food? Neither have they.

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There is a car full of black people.

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Did you hear that Hellen Keller went driving? Now she's also paralyzed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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