Roses are red, Violet are blue, SURPRISE!!! Im about to rape you.

A Muslim blows up a bar

Knock knock! Who's there? Boo. Oh hey man, you got the meth?

Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

Why did the bunny eat his food

Bob: What's gucci bro Tim: Is that a company?

Why isn't this joke funny Because i have cancer

why did i go on the rollercoaster? because there was a muffin on it

A priest and a rabbi walk into a mosque.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Here comes a car, It ran over m--

gesss what happen u promis not to tell anyone ok this is what happen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING

Please don't rape me.

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

corey is a nipplepotomus

What's a golfer's favorite sandwich? Well, it depends on the golfer

Three blind men walk into a bar but they were unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from them would be exploitative.

Why couldn't the black man get home? His car broke down, and Goodyear was closed.

Why did the cow lay down? Because he was tired

I farted once. Haiti took the brunt of it.

Four Chavs drove of a cliff today, why was a i sad? It was my car :C

nine...eleven

Why couldn't the cow move? It had Cystic Fibrosis.

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