- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My dog has no nose, so how does it smell? It can't, I just told you it has no nose.

What's the difference between a black man and water? All black men have water in them, but not all water has a black man in it.

How do you start a Mexican parade? Close off the streets you plan to have the parade on, and be sure to have a decent amount of floats and marching bands.

Whats orange and looks like an orange? An orange.

Why didn't the boy enjoy his lunch? It was dinner time.

Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road? it said WALK.

How do you stop someone from dying of cancer? Shoot them in the head.

Michael J Fox likes his martini's shaken because they taste better that way.

Ask me if I'm a Banana Are you a Banana? Yes Oh, I couldn't tell in this lighting

There once was a man from Peru Whose limericks stopped at line two (I sense the public demanding an encore) There once was a man from Verdun There's also a limerick about Emperor Nero, but I can't tell it to you.

What did the human say to the human? You are a human.

What did Helen Keller's parents do to punish her? They gave her a stern talking to and then grounded her for a couple days.

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picked her up and then they had sex.

What's black, white, and red all over? White on black homicide.

wat do call a joke thats funny a funny joke

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

I dislike old people.

How do you get a baby to stop crying You kill it

What is the first step in making an ugly girl pretty? Shave her genitals.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a tasty treat you can peal and enjoy and the other is an orange

Two guys walk into a bar, one is treated for a concussion.

How can you tell if a woman is dead? She has no pulse.

What is the difference between Terri Schaivo and a basket of rotting vegetables? The rotting vegetables aren't edible.

An English man, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They each buy a pint and talk about their day.

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