What does a man like. food.

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I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

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What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? Getting herpes from a vibrator that you found in a dumpster.

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Q:Waht did the blind deaf kid get for chrismas? A: Cancer

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A horse walks into a bar...n

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Why did the penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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Kim Kardashian's Marriage.

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Who ate the cookies? Your face. Litterally.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is large.

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How do you get a dead baby out of a blender? Doritos.

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Why is he called Donald Trump? Because he trumps a lot...

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DON'T expect the unexpected, you don't want to KILL the unexpected ;-)

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your moms so fat when she sat on your ipod it turned into an ipad

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Why did the man with no arms and legs fall out of the tree? Gravity.

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What did one wall say to the other? Nothing, walls don't talk.

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Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

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What's the capital of Thailand? The letter 'T'...

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. Yes dyslexic people drink too.

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Do you know what paper I get?.... Loose leaf :o

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what do you call a dear with no I? No I dear

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When did the black man go to the pharmacy and why ? His wife , for whom he cared very much , had a cold and he had to get her prescription for her . On top of that , he had a horrible problem problem with painkillers that caused him to have an aneurysm on the way there .

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What does Pontiac stand for - People Of Normal Thinking Intelligence Acting Classy

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Three jewish men are standing in at a bar. Its getting late and the bartender tells the three men its time to go home. As they walk out to the street, the bartender asks if they will be needing a ride home. Of course these three men had a few drinks, but did not live too far down the road, so they decided to walk. They pass the first mans house and he goes in to see his wife and three kids. They walk past the second mans house and he goes in to see his fiance leaving only one man left. He gets to his house, unlocks the door and goes inside only to find a note on the counter. He gets onto his computor and see that he forgot his wallet at the bar. He goes downstairs and walks out the door only to find himself falling into a giant pit. After falling for a while he starts thinking about his life. Then he remebered that he wasnt jewish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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