Why do horses read books? We are all doomed...

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Penis jokes.

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Do yo know what a decasexual is? A decasexual, as defined on various websites, is somebody who has strong physical attractions to male humans, female humans, male animals, female animals, sounds, smells, tastes, feelings, movements and objects. The term decasexual derives from the latin language, meaning "ten sexualities". Decasexuals exist everywhere.

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What does a person that is fasting get for Christmas? Food.

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snooki from jersey shore walks into a bar and gets arrested.

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What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

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i like my women how i like my coffee ....i dont like coffee

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What time is it? 12:03 AM

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Knock knock! Who's there? It's me, Allison. Oh, come in!

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What is 6 plus 9? 15

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a carrot walks into a bar, carrots cant walk for they do not have legs.

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A boat sinks in the ocean, what does the sailor do? Nothing, he wasn't on the boat.

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If I have 10 apples and you have 45 oranges how many plates can we fit on the roof? Purple because monkeys don’t fly

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two fish are in a tank.

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What did Stephen Hawking say about Stephen Hawking Anti-jokes? "They're stupid".

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A woman goes to the hospital to receive an ultra-sound after taking a pregnancy test a few weeks before. The doctor comes out and says "Congratulations Susanne would you like to know the results? Susanne says "No thank you." Then, the doctor says "Good, because its actually a retarded baby that we found."

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What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

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Whats worse than than Holocaust.? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Any idea of his whereabouts Nero? I am the leader, I fund this myself, as you know money is not my problem, its rather loyalty.

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How Do You Get Your Mom To Shut up? You Kill Her.

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What do you call a school bus full of white kids? A school bus.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT SALLY.

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Your in the wrong hemisphere

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Various reasons, one of which was to visit his wife in hospital where she was suffering from a sever case of depression. The other reason was to say his last words to her as she also has lung cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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