women's rights

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Q. How do you kill a fish A. You don't have to BP already did

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What do you call a cool pig? SPIDER-PIG!!!

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Why couldn't the kid get into the Pirate movie? He died in a car crash on the way there because of a drunk driver.

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What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

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What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

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666 im christian

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A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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WNBA

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What do you get when you cross a grizzly bear and a dolphin? Well, the odds of these two animals mating are slim to none. Due to the undeniable fact that dolphins live in the ocean primarily in the warmer tropical waters and grizzly bears live on land in the pacific northwest where the water would be too cold for the dolphin anyway. The dolphin would be swimming around avoiding sharks and the bear would probably be eating a salmon. But if they did breed you would get a dolphinbear. Although a dolphinbear would have a very low chance of survival given it's part dolphin. Dolphins are pussies.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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yo mama so fat, she wheres glasses to see better!

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When Chuck Norris is bitten by a zombie, Chuck Norris doesn't turn into a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris

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your mother is so lesbian

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a fat man eats porkchops all day ling shit a just craped my pants

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What did the terrorist have for breakfast? Scrambled eggs and a glass of orange juice.

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Fuck her

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Why did James come back to drive the boat again this year? Because he likes driving boats and towing passengers

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Why does 4 +5 = Hitler? It doesnt it equals 9.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -I don't care

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knock knock who's there a black person SHIT!!!!

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What did the mail man say to the resident? I have your mail. Now let's f*ck.

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Did you hear the one about the blonde who went to the grocery store? She walked in, purchased the items that she specified on her shopping list, then left and went to her daughter's piano recital.

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How do you stop a skunk from smelling? Block its nose.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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