- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

You know what helps with sholder pain? If you lick my butthole.

roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

When Chuck Norris is bitten by a zombie, Chuck Norris doesn't turn into a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris

Why is the horse gay. He rapes 3 children

What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

Two guys walk into a bar, the third one is a duck.

What's a mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

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Last night I had consensual sex with my long term girlfriend in the missionary position. It lasted approximately 4 minutes before I ejaculated into the durex extra safe condom.

What did the man say when he dropped an apple on his foot? That might have caused some minor discomfort had I not been wearing shoes.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

Why did the rhino cross the rode? Because it was the chickens day off.

roses are black violets are black your going to die with hate and sorrow

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef What do you call a cow that's been chopped in half? Dead

A black man is packing heat while driving his car. He is a police officer

A man. That is all.

What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

whats better than a dead baby..... wait..... whats worse than a dead baby...... never mind its not that funny anymore

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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