What happened to the dying kangaroo? He died What animal is not in the lion king? Kangaroo --why? Because he died...

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Which of the following is NOT true? A. The lemon is walking to a store. B. The store is walking to a lemon. C. The man is a lemon and a store. D. Peanuts are stuck in my anus

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

Your Mom... is a very nice lady who makes good cookies

Whats worse than finding one worm in your apple? Two worms.

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Banana(s)

A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

A man walks in a bar. He walks out.

How do you get them out? Tortilla chips

a fat man eats porkchops all day ling shit a just craped my pants

What is the difference between a black man and a white man? Different skin color.

your mother is so lesbian

yo mama so fat, she wheres glasses to see better!

What do you call a group of black gentle men running down a hill A group of black gentle men running down a hill

I see says the blind man " no you don't" replied the deaf man... In the other room

what's the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What animal is green and eats a green rockeater? A green green rockeater eater. What animal is green and eats a green green rockeater eater? A frog.

Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

Why did James come back to drive the boat again this year? Because he likes driving boats and towing passengers

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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