What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence

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Hey are you from Tennessee, 'cause you have a very nice accent.

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What do you call a fat Mexican? Whatever his name is.

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a fat man eats porkchops all day ling shit a just craped my pants

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flip flop chop, clip clop cow, POW. hahahahahah. :).

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I don't often drink beer. But when I do, I recklessly beat my wife and kids.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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Why happened when a clothes line walked into a bar? He got hung over

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Your Mom... is a very nice lady who makes good cookies

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing..

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One day, Little Timmy asked his mother this question, "Mommy, why are boys and girls different?" She responded, "You're adopted and Santa Claus is dead."

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What is as ugly as Justin Bieber's face? Justin Bieber's face.

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A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

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Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

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Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

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Why couldn't the young boy go trick or treating? He was a diabetic.

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Why did the Octopus jump off the bridge? To breathe

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roses are red, violets are blue, fudge is sweet, heres some fudge.

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3 blonds walk into a bar ouch

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Why did the 40 year old man quickly close his web page when his wife called his name? Because he had to leave.

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Rebecca Black was taking a leisurely stroll on a Friday afternoon. She was consumed by a lion.

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69

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What comes after 69? Mouthwash

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Obama.

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