why does everyone hate chris. cause he's a douchebag.

Yo' mama so stupid, she has a lower IQ than the average person.

guess what Beethoven is doing right now. de-composing

Q: how many Pollocks does it take to paint a house? A: 100. 99 to spin the house and 1 to hold the paint brush

How did Peter Parker tell his uncle that he was Spiderman? He didn't because he was already dead.

Your mom is so dumb that she failed to pass her 11th grade year, forcing her to drop out to get a GED and spend the rest of her life at a dead end job

A white man, a black man and a muslim walk into a bar. The bar explodes, but the white man is the only one that dies, thanks to reasonable accommodations.

What is a girl with one leg called ( iliene )

What did Billy get his parents for Christmas? Billy's an orphan.

knock knock who's there? julian julian who? julian gonzalez

a boy walked into a pet store to get his bird some food. they were all out. the bird died.

the joke below me is not an anti joke

A Black man walks out of a KFC.

hi

A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: I am.

when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a black eye.

A horse walks into a bar...n

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Disc . Disc Who. Disconnected.

What did the pedephile do to the young boy? Smiled at him, said hello, and kept on walking.

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence

What did Pikachu say to Ghandi? Pika Pika

Knock knock It's open, come in.

why is the room so dark? because the light is not on.

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