What do you call a Mexican man in prison? A prison officer.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What has 14 eyes, 14 legs, 70 toes and 7 noses... 7 people.

Q: What word contains all the letters in the alphabet? A: A made-up word, probably.

Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

9:11 make a wish

What did the skeleton say to the man? Nothing.

What do you call a dead black guy? A TERRIBLE CRIME

whats funny? ebola and 911

I cat tried to jump over a fence It was electrified

why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

What do you call a blue duck that speaks? A dream.

What did the teacher say to the student who stepped on a rusty nail? You have to go to the Nurse's Office to get a band-aid- I don't have any.

Dumbledore: Yo mamma's so fat --- her Patronus is a cake! Voldemort: ...bitch!

What did the pedephile do to the young boy? Smiled at him, said hello, and kept on walking.

whats the oposite from anti-jokes? uncle-jokes. LOL

WNBA

Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange WHO? Knock knock? WHO'S THERE?! Orange Williams. Sorry, I suffer from debilitating OCD.

Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised they are in the presence of a celebrity.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer .

How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

why did i go on the rollercoaster? because there was a muffin on it

Hey Caleb.

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