What did Jesus say to the Easter Rabbit? Nothing, it ran off before he could say anything. They're so skiddish, those pesky rabbits...

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What's the difference between your wife and a female dog? none - they are both bitches!

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Hi colton

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How do you kill a blonde? lightsabre to the throat should do it

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Did you see the blind man get hit by a car? Neither did he.

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Why was the plumber very sad Because i killed his family

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There was a blond girl, a redhead, and a brunette. They all walk into a hotel and are granted equally friendly desk service because hair color is not a reliable indicator of intelligence or economic status.

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Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin When They Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

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what a tomato would say if his friend would be hit by a car? Nothing because tomatoes can't speak

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The real Justin Beiber reallly followed me on twitter I deleted my account, set my computer on fire, scattered the ashes and killed myself

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Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

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What's a golfer's favorite sandwich? Well, it depends on the golfer

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What did the blue man say to the purple lady? Do you want to make purple.

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What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigger

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what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

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why is my brother white and i am brown? the milk man is very fast!

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whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing you should be worrying about the future not the past.

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whats brown and black and sits in a tree...... a bird

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Alright, if you guess it right, I'll stop playing Mario and finish my division problems. Okay, Mom, call it in the air! Heads or Tails? Huntington's Disease is the reason your Father doesn't remember your name anymore, Billy. There's a fifty percent chance you'll end up with it too. I am so sorry. Also, Tails.

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A: Ask me if I'm a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

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Why did the jew break his iPhone? He dropped it when i shot him in the face.

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No.

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Q. What gets louder as it gets smaller? A. A baby in a paper shredder

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How long does it take for a Jew to die being gased. Same as anyone else.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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