Wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment

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Do you know that car over there? No.

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The little mouse lifted the giant Elephant up so the Elephant could reach the bag of snacks, but then the Elephant said: I cant reach it, you must be tired so lets switch places... Squish: Squish! Elephant: Mouse! Where are you! *looks at "squish" NO! THIS WAS NOT THE WAY THE JOKE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE!!!!!!! Moral: Elephants cant talk...

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Whats orange and looks like an orange? An orange.

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womens rights!

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women's rights

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What happened to the dying kangaroo? He died What animal is not in the lion king? Kangaroo --why? Because he died...

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What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

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What do you call a cool pig? SPIDER-PIG!!!

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Q. How do you kill a fish A. You don't have to BP already did

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A kid with no arms or legs is stuck in the desert. Sucks to be him.

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666 im christian

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What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

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What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

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Whats worse than finding one worm in your apple? Two worms.

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WNBA

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A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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What's funnier then an anti-joke? People who fail at making them.

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What do you call a group of black gentle men running down a hill A group of black gentle men running down a hill

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yo mama so fat, she wheres glasses to see better!

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A man walks in a bar. He walks out.

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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