- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding half a worm and wondering where the other half is. o.O

What did the women order for dessert? Pie.

I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

Yo Mama is so fat cuz.. She has accumulated Obesity and needs your help to be rehabilitated due to the fact that she is at a high risk of heart attack, cancer, type 2 diabetes, and Etc. Try to motivate her to decrease food intake and increase physical activity. Thankyou

Why did the penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

Why did the man drop his wallet? Because his palms were sweaty from a long, happy day at the beach with his family after moving into there new home.

Superman: Batman, can you drive? Batman: No, but I can drive the batmobile.

how do you upset a barber? Murder his family

Q: Why did little Johnny not like little Suzie? A: He was a homosexual.

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baby seal walks into a bar

You have a birthday party and invite 5 celebrities: Britney spears, Lady Gaga, Hulk Hogan, Barack Obama, and Oprah. Meanwhile, there is a cow in a nearby pasture pooping.

Why did the dog bark at the tall white man? Because the tall white man was in the process of attempting to rob the house in which said dog was situated. The dog was merely defending its patch.

Knock Knock! Come in.

Q:how do you brighten up a room? A:you turn on the lamps

What is white on the top and black on the bottom? Society

Q. What gets louder as it gets smaller? A. A baby in a paper shredder

What's the easiest way to kill a blond? You stab her.

What do you call a person trying to save his interprise from partaking in a financial collapse by binging on alcohal? An alcoholic.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

How can an iPhone play music? It has a built in iPod installed.

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