What do you call a black person that went to medical school? A doctor

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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your mom is so stupid she did not do so well on her IQ test

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Do you think people can change? No. They can change their mind.

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Can I touch it?

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jack shine has boobs

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Hollywood presents: "HELP US MARIO! THE WORLD IS BEING OVERWHELMED BY KOOPA AND HIS FORCES OF TURTLES!" "What the hell do you want me to do? I am a damn plumber, squish them? Besides they are just turtles" "Oh yeah..." Steven Spielberg: Get bay on this script, at least its much better than the first one.

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Yo mama's so stupid, I told her it was chili outside so she went outside with a spoon.

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balls in ya mouf

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What is a pirate's favourite letter? There is no definitive answer. It depends on the individual pirate, and the environmental and genetic factors that go to make up his or her preference for a particular letter.

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An octopus walks into a bar. The people in the bar, realizing the potential of danger, stand up and leave the bar quietly.

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What's even faster than the speed of light? The speed you close out of porn when you hear someone coming into the room.

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What is black and white and green and red and purple and orange and magenta and brown and yellow all at the same time? Can you tell me? Cause I've got no clue.

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What's brown, dusty, and full of male? My asshole.

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where do the women go? the womanarium

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Why was the little girl lying on the floor. Because she got shot.

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Knock Knock Who's there (five gunshots)

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Why do horses read books? We are all doomed...

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women's rights.

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I just made up a joke! How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Seven. The ending needs some work...

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Why was the girl crying? She got kicked in the vagina

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an invisible man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. No one noticed him cause hes invisible

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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what happened to the chicken that crossed the road? it got hit by a taco truck

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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