- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats gay ? you

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the necessary mental ability or muscle structure to complete said task.

Why was the monkey sad? Because somebody stole his banana. Why was the monkey happy? Because your parents are dead.

A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

Women's Golf

A man walks into a bar. End of story.

How did the ruttabaga believe itself to be a ruttabaga? Because it was in fact NOT a ruttabaga, but some self-aware individual with delusions.

Yo mama so fat she died

Why is the world round? Because oranges are purple.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, hes Jewish.

Tim's gay.

It's your mother, open the door.

A man, a woman, and their son were happily going out for a nice family dinner. The family they ate wasn't so happy.

Why was Six afraid of Seven? During the crossover episode of Blossom and Star Trek: Voyager. Six traveled ahead to the distant future and found herself on the aforementioned starship. Her situation was confusing and frightening, even more so when the half-female, half-Borg appeared before her.

Why can't Hank swim? Hank is a rock

I walked down the street. I picked up a quarter. It was shiny. Then I walked to school. I finished school, so I walked home, did my homework, and went to bed. Lesson learned: quadratic formula

here's a great way to ruin someone's 'knock knock' joke: Knock knock Come in!

What do you call a girl with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

You know what helps with sholder pain? If you lick my butthole.

Q: Ask me if I'm a tree. A: No, I am not a tree.

Q. What's brown and people don't care when they step on it? A. Dirt

whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

yo mama's so sexy... wait, thats not how it goes

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