Q: How many Jews can fit in a four door Sudan? A: Two in the front, three in the back, six million in the ash trey.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravity

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What do you throw a drowning guitarist? An emergency floatation device.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

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A man walks into a bar.

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A mexican goes to an ATM.

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'THIS IS NOT A JOKE, YOU ARE THE 1000000TH VIEWER'...

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse and progressive world in which we live.

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The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

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Get in the van

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Why can't Billy ride the bicycle? Billy's a fish.

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Why did Sally not get her permission slip signed? Because her parents where murdered. Why did Sally not think to ask her grandparents? Because there in jail for killing her parents.

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james schmitt whats your last name

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A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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Why is there so much hate in the world? Because you touch yourself at night.

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A black man, a hispanic man, and an asian man all walk into a biker bar. The bartender asks them if they know that this is a biker bar. All three say yes and tell the bartender that they are in the same motorcycle club. The bartender serves them a beer.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I have a door you don't have to say, knock knock.

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YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!!!!!! why not?

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LOL i just pissed on Hitlers grave! Shoudn't killed the Jews BITCH!

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What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup? Roast Beef Is Made From A Cow And Is Commonly Sold At Your Local Arby's.Pea Soup Is Made From Peas And No One Really Likes Pea Soup Anyway So Its Not Really Sold Anywhere.

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What's worse than 10 dead babies in a dumpster? One dead baby in 10 dumpsters.

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What's worse then finding a repeated joke on antijokes? Finding a real joke.

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What do you call a pickle with a cape? A pickle with a cape

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because-- ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????? ??????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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