what do a midget and a dwarf have in common? they both die by the age of 25 due to genetic failures.

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Oh. So his name's Brandon.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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I like my women like I like my coffee... Without a penis.

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Knock Knock Who's There? ... knock a door run

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What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

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Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

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What do you call someone who states the obvious? Someone who states the obvious.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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Why was the man running from the cops? His car broke down.

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How do you beat someone in a video game? You win it.

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person 1-As me if I'm purple... person 2- Are you purple? person 1- no

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Q: Why did the cat roll down the hill? A: It had no legs

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Q:what has legs but may never walk? A: a table

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Women

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Why did the Catholic priest get excommunicated from the church? He couldn't read.

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A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

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A man walked into a bar, he was extremely short sighted, after this occurence he decided to phone up the opticians to get some glasses.

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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whats pink and fluffy pink fluff

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American Idol

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Knock Knock. Come in. -mattobrado

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WNBA

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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