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what do you call four black people in a red sleeping bag? -a very snug sleeping bag as they can rarely fit more then one person comfortably

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at six o' clock in the morning? He puked a lot, and was diagnosed with a horrible digestive disorder.

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Why was the blond looking at the orange juice box? Because she was reading the nutritional content of orange juice.

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's black.

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Hey, want to hear a joke? Women's Rights

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair because he had cancer

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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A man is on an operating table. His heart stops beating and he suddenly finds himself at the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter approaches him. "Welcome, my son," St. Peter says. "I can't believe it," the man exclaims, "I've died and gone to Heaven! I-" St. Peter interrupts him. "Not quite yet, my son. You must first answer three questions. You will only enter Heaven if I deem you fit to do so." The man nervously agrees. "All right. First question," St. Peter says. "Did you ever commit a sin and never sought forgiveness?" The man thinks long and hard. "No, I always made sure to apologize." "Splendid," St. Peter responds. "Did you attend church every Sunday?" The man loses some of his former confidence. "I may have missed the odd week." "That's fine," says St. Peter. "One last question... Do you believe you are worthy of entering the Gates of Heaven?" The man answers nervously, "Well... yes, yes I do." St. Peter smiles. "Congratulations, my son. You have passed the test, and may enter Heaven!" The man is ecstatic as the pearly gates open up for him. He enters Heaven and is astounded by its magnificent beauty. The man then loses all brain function and dies on the operating table.

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Why did the small child fall off a cliff? Because it was stupid

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What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

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How do you find a needle in a haystack? You don't, you're too distracted by the pile of adorable kittens next to it

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your momma is so stupid she failed math class

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Whats worst than being attacked by a tiger? Being attacked by 2 tigers.

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Which of the following is NOT true? A. The lemon is walking to a store. B. The store is walking to a lemon. C. The man is a lemon and a store. D. Peanuts are stuck in my anus

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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A priest, a rabbi and a captain are in a sinking ship. The rabbi says let's save the children. The captain says f*ck the children. The priest days do we have time.

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a boy walks in a house and mother says hi who are you and the boy says does it really matter whad really maters is wht you will do about your dead son

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Your Mom... is a very nice lady who makes good cookies

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Why did the bride get a refrigerator for her wedding? Because it is a very nice present

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And then the devil said "Let there be Justin beiber"

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Anti Joke

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