Knock Knock. Come in. -mattobrado

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How can you confuse a blonde? Give her a calculus worksheet that she hasn't learned how to do.

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An Irishman stays home

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What's red and green? A frog in a blender

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So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

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What's gay and gay? Joe

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What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

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i like my women how i like my coffee ....i dont like coffee

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Knock, knock. Who's there? It's Bob. Oh hi, Bob, come on in.

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Why couldn't the little boy see anything? It was dark outside.

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I am just trying to grasp the terms you use Nero, you are a genius, I mean I always heard about it, but honestly, well, my first impression of you here was... Different.

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Why don't I ever lmao? Because my ass got bitten off by a bear.

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What do you call a black person who flys a plane? Well, first ask for their name, then address them as such.

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how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What's the easiest way to kill a blond? You stab her.

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Why did the man have cold feet on his wedding day? The wedding was outside in the winter.

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Why can't stars marry? Because they are masses of incandescent gas and thus have no feelings.

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer .

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit it in the face with an axe

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A guy walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks then goes home.

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Whats ironic about the Facebook "like" button? Nothing

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How do you make a girl happy then sad within 5 seconds? Buy her a pony and then shoot it

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Why did the old lady but her Jelly In her roller skates and dress them up like a doll? She has Dementia

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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