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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does spongebob do to get high. Nothing, spongebob doesnt exsist.

roses are red, violets are purple, sugar is sweet, and so are... hmmm...

How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator? Open the door and let him in. How do you put a giraffe in the refrigerator? Open the door and let the elephant out then give the giraffe a reasonable amount of time to enter.

Knock Knock Who's there? It's the mailman delivering your weekly delivery

Why are blonds so stupid? Because our society is insecure and we need a common denominator to pick on, so we can feel more comfortable with our mediocre lives.

I tried to post an unfunny punch-line-less joke on anti-joke. It worked and I got tons of emotional affirmation from it and stuff, so thanks.

-What's brown and rhymes with snoop? -Dr. Dre

A Mexican and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks. Then they leave because it turns out that wasn't the bar they were meeting the Jew at.

Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they have an in depth understanding of astrophysics and interstellar travel.

"I have some pretty bad news for you, but to ease into it, I will try to work it into a conversation." -Alright Doctor, let's try that." "Hey, how are you feeling today?" -"I feel great!" "That's odd, because you have leukemia..."

A Jew, a lesbian, and an Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender then cards them and sends them out because they're all under 21.

Which one is hardest?

What do you call a black lifeguard? Ironic.

What did the man say to his wife when he bought a dog? I bought a dog.

What type of food was the black guy eating? fruit, he is on a diet

What do u call someone who lies? Jack eckert qnd colin

Why was the woman poor at driving? Because she had not yet passed her driving test.

What Starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

Two women were sitting in silence.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His motives so far are unknown as he is a chicken, and therefor cannot divulge the information.

When was Timothy born? He wasn't.

What's the difference between an old quarter and a new penny? 24 cents

There once was a man from Bangkok, who hated limericks.

Why do redheads have red hair Because they were born like that.

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