A depressed gay teenager goes to his boyfriend’s house. Why and what happens? Shaun was often discriminated against for being homosexual. He always tried to be positive and a good person, but when his parents disowned him, Shaun couldn’t help but feel alone and unloved. Upset, Shaun went to his boyfriend’s house to seek comfort from his lover. Sunny, his boyfriend, immediately told Shaun that he loved him and things will get better for both of them. A year later, Shaun rebuilds his relationship with his old family and they apologize for their lack of understanding. Sunny and Shaun are very close emotionally, and wish to get married. However, they live in Texas, where marriage is outlawed. Shaun’s family agrees to help aid the couple financially in their marriage. They help Sunny and Shaun move to New York City where they had a successful gay marriage and pursued their dreams of becoming a video-game character designer/artist and a professional hop-hop dancer, respectively. They adopt their first child two months later and raise their child positively, and adopt her younger sister five months after that. The two daughters love their two dads and grow up to be a successful NASA scientist and a talented singer, respectively. Sunny and Shaun live a long, happy life together filled with love, happy, and joy. They die peacefully in their nineties.

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why do girls like 77? ................ ...................... ................. ...................... ................ becuz they get 8 more :P

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Hey you want to hear a joke? Oh well. Goodbye

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Q: Has your ear operation had success? A: Hotdog with chili.

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why is my brother white and i am brown? the milk man is very fast!

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Your mom is so old, -just kidding. I know she died at a young age.

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What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

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little travis puts hedgehogs in his poop chute

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How do you keep black people out of your back yard? Just like you would anyone else: buy a dog.

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whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

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whats worse than flunking math? death.

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Why did johnny fall down? He got hit in the head with a brick

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A refridgerator What's white heavy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A polar bear

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What did Sally get on her 18th birthday? Herpes

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A horse walks in a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse didn't reply because he was a hoarse horse.

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What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

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Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

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Why couldn't santa eat cookies and milk at little Jimmy's house? He has diabetes and is unable to stray from a strict diet prescribed by his local doctor.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Satan. Oh **** go away.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet. You guys really suck at making poems...

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Why did the man burn his face? He went into a fire. :D

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Why did the blind man drown? Because he couldn't swim.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head.

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