What's funnier than a dead baby? We'll.. Pretty much everything I can think of.

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What is one thing you can't buy at the store? Toast

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Why are black guys so tall? Because their knee grows

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How do you get a blonde to drown herself? Isolate her in an aqueous environment

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Why is Ellen so funny? Because she is a comedian.

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whats worse than the halocaust? disney channel.

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What's not red? No tomatoes.

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Q:What did the policemen say to the other policemen? A:Safe

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What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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What did the vapyre eat for dinner? Nothing, they dont exist.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What's more boring than watch grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night to see your TV floating in midair? "I should probably lay off the hallucinogens."

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If you have 10 fish and you drown 5 how many do you have left? 10... you can't drown a fish, and even if you could you would still have 10 because there would still be there, they would just be dead. 5 alive, 5 dead

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A man walked into a bar. He did this because he was blind and could not see the obstacle in his path.

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whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? the wheelchair

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest is a former alcoholic, and has the strength to turn around and leave.

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Q. How do you make an atheist appreciate life? A. Break his legs.

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What is pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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The little mouse lifted the giant Elephant up so the Elephant could reach the bag of snacks, but then the Elephant said: I cant reach it, you must be tired so lets switch places... Squish: Squish! Elephant: Mouse! Where are you! *looks at "squish" NO! THIS WAS NOT THE WAY THE JOKE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE!!!!!!! Moral: Elephants cant talk...

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Whats orange and looks like an orange? An orange.

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Do you know any good bird jokes? Well this is hawkward...

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What happened to the dying kangaroo? He died What animal is not in the lion king? Kangaroo --why? Because he died...

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