- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

What do a bunch of dead babies look like in a blender? I don't know I was too busy masturbating.

why did the football coach go to the bank? to make a deposit into his account

Knock knock Whos there? Orphan. Orphan who? Orphan miller. Orphan miller who? Orphan miller jones. Orphan miller jones who? Thats it. Oh okay, I get it you're doing a knock knock joke Yeah. did it go alright? Yeah I guess, untill we started talking in 3rd person.

What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

Your dad is so gay, he does not have a girlfriend.

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 1,150 pounds.

A seal walks into a club.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno, that's why I asked you.

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, dogs can't speak English.

The horse said "nay."

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good. The food I placed in the refrigerator a few hours ago will now be cold.

Did you know Helen Keller had a cat? Neither did she

Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

A van drives into a car.

Knock knock. Come in.

What's worse than being beaten by your Father? Well, it depends.

Communism ... ... ... ... ... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

How do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the Brake

your momma is so old, she has heart problems

Why is there velcro on the edge of the table. Because its there to hold the microwave.

What do you call a duck with a mustache? A duck with a mustache.

A man walks into the bar, goes up to the bar tender and says "exuse me, please could I have a pint of bitter" the bartender says "sure"

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