I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

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What does a man like. food.

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What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? Getting herpes from a vibrator that you found in a dumpster.

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Listen I know you're a cat and I'm a cat but I know we can be friends

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What happened to the man who was hit by a car? He was immediately rushed to a hospital and was reported to have a broken femur dislocated shoulder and several broken ribs. The driver was later found and was declared driving under the influence of alcoholic beverages and the victim's family sued the driver for the medical costs. The driver was arrested and was sent to a detention center for 3 months and the victim made a complete recovery.

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Kim Kardashian's Marriage.

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What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

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Who ate the cookies? Your face. Litterally.

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your moms so fat when she sat on your ipod it turned into an ipad

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DON'T expect the unexpected, you don't want to KILL the unexpected ;-)

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Why is he called Donald Trump? Because he trumps a lot...

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Violets are red Roses are blue I scrrewed that up Now can i screw you?

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How do you get a dead baby out of a blender? Doritos.

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Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

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What did one wall say to the other? Nothing, walls don't talk.

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What's the capital of Thailand? The letter 'T'...

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A simple math problem. If 10% of men are gay, and 20% of men are chinese what is the probability that a man chosen at random spends his free time and meal time both on his knees?

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. Yes dyslexic people drink too.

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Do you know what paper I get?.... Loose leaf :o

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what do you call a dear with no I? No I dear

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a truck? You drive a truck, Michael Jackson has anal sex with little boys.

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When did the black man go to the pharmacy and why ? His wife , for whom he cared very much , had a cold and he had to get her prescription for her . On top of that , he had a horrible problem problem with painkillers that caused him to have an aneurysm on the way there .

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What does Pontiac stand for - People Of Normal Thinking Intelligence Acting Classy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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