- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is one of the symtoms of clinical depression? Sadness.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I don't have cancer, but you do. Love, your doctor.

Mexicans working in an office

How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

A seal walks into a club.

I love you Itachi Uchiha, please let me lick ice cream off of your body and oh crap you're an anime character and not real never mind

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 1,150 pounds.

What's the easiest way to kill a blond? You stab her.

My butt!!!!

How many doctors does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

Friends are like trees, they fall down when hit multiple times with an axe.

Did you know it is impossible to say "Good eye might" and not sound Australian...

What did the penis say to the vagina? Nothing, genitalia can't speak.

So a man dipped his balls in sloppy joe sauce.

Your dad is so gay, he does not have a girlfriend.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is black.

your momma is so old, she has heart problems

Why did the man buy a rope? Because he needed a noose

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Your mama's so fat, she's dead!

Cry me a river. then try and build a bridge, fail, and walk away frustrated

How do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the Brake

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

An amputee walks into a bar with a big smile on his face and sits down. The bartender looks over at him and asks "How did you lose your arm?" The amputee doesn't respond because he has been deaf and mute since birth.

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