- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the baseball player arrested after stealing a base? Because he pulled out a knife and stabbed the shortstop in the chest.

Women's rights.

What did the apple tree say to the farmer? Well! since trees nor apples have the ability to talk I would say the apple tree said nothing. And if the farmer thinks it did say something he should visit the doctors to check his hearing. The End.

Did you hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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Why did the women keep scratching her head? Because she had lice

Q: What do you call an elephant between two buildings? A: An elephant between two buildings, and the question of how the elephant got there

What did the cancer patient say to the arab? the tumors hurt my body

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

Hands women baby Women: Hes so beatiful! I'm going to love him forever! Doctor: Its not yours, yours died.

How many pumpkins can you fit in a watch? Depends how much jelly is in the pumpkins

What did Helen Keller say when she fell out of a tree? SHFVDHGCIJCBSHG

Roses are Brown Violets are Brown I hate everyone on antijoke that steals what I write I fisted a cows butt hole.

Two drums and a cymbal fall down a cliff. Ba-dum pssh.

What's worst than Rick Perry? Two Rick Perrys.

Why does my girlfriend pee standing up? Because he is a man.

Women's Basketball.

Why did the black guy hate the white guy??? Because the white guy enslaved his ancestors.

What did the cat say to the chicken? Nothing. Animals are not capable of speaking.

Why was my teacher depressed? Because she wanted to live in her pasta

Why did the old man die? Because everyone dies

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A Kinect

Why wasn't the child breastfed? Because it's mother died while in the process of giving birth and the father does not have the necessary mammary glands to produce human milk for the young child.

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