-What's the difference between a frog? - it jumps higher.

Cry me a river. then try and build a bridge, fail, and walk away frustrated

A man walks into a bar. Now, that's unheard of !

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is black.

Friends and Potatoes are similar...if u eat them try die.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? It's everybody in the world telling you to stop re-using this joke.

Why do Kenyans run so much? Because they like it.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree ... Because it was dead

Q: How many Jews can fit in a four door Sudan? A: Two in the front, three in the back, six million in the ash trey.

Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

Knock Knock Whos there? Its dad mom died....

How do you know if a monster is hiding under your bed or in your closet? Go and look.

A mexican goes to an ATM.

'THIS IS NOT A JOKE, YOU ARE THE 1000000TH VIEWER'...

Hello I'm a fat kid

Justin Bieber having an erection.

How do you know when someone tells a bad joke? You don't find it humorous.

The WNBA

Why did the dinosaur jump off the cliff? Because he was mental

Roses are red, Violets are blue I'm Schizophrenic and so am I

An Asian man man couldn't find his family, he is deeply concerned and contacts the missing persons unit.

Hello

9/11

Whats 0+0 0

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...