The chicken came before the egg. Because eggs are an unborn chicken, and it is impossible for an unborn chicken to ejaculate.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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How do you get a movie star to go out with you? Blackmail.

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What do you call a black guy with Alzheimer's? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

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Q: What happens when you throw a green rock in the Red Sea? A: It gets wet.

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Why was John sad? His parents were murdered.

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Why was the man afraid of the cat? Because he is allergic to cats and might die if he gets too close to it.

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sdrawkcab ekoj siht tleps I whether you like it or not

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Women's Basketball.

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An owl turns to the other owl. He has to, he can't move his eyes.

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How can you tell Egyptian Bees are tired? When they put down their suitcases and yell "IM Tired!"

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I dislike old people.

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Do you want to hear a joke? Yes? Well that's probably why you came to this site.

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- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a wonderful time.

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Why did the woman drop her baby? she had a stroke.

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How many rats live in a llamas stomach? the cats pajamas

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Never said that friend, anyway I got to put this down, people are asking why I am typing anti jokes. Well, they should all know how much I love spamming by now. ;). Now, you better do not have someone hack this site, it will be a hell of a lot easier explaining this, if this information is not recovered much later, days after getting hacked away. Give it three months, half a year or so, and I will contact you if you like. Have a nice day.

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flip flop chop, clip clop cow, POW. hahahahahah. :).

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What is the difference between a black man and a white man? Different skin color.

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Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

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why did the cow jump over the moon because it was on a high dose of lsd

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Anti Joke

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