once three middle easterns were walking down the street bomb bomb bomb

What did the terrorist have for breakfast? Scrambled eggs and a glass of orange juice.

Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin Goblin.

your mom is so old she was put in an old age home

what do you get when you mix a bever and a racoon? A bevecoon!

What is as ugly as Justin Bieber's face? Justin Bieber's face.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A game of one-on-one basketball in a common physical education class in present day mexico city.

what's the difference between a lamborghini and you're mother. cars don't scream when you rape them

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

sweaty black guy

Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

Why couldnt the black man drink from the water fountain? Because the water fountain was broken.

What's the difference between a rooster and a waffle iron? A lot.

What do a duck and an elephant have in common? They're both yellow. Except for the elephant.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing..

Why does Michael Jackson like K-mart? He does not; he is dead.

How are a plum and a rabbit alike? Theyre both purple except for the rabbit.

A woman gets in her car to drive.

What is 69? A number that is before 70 and after 68

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Why do black people call white people "Niggas"? Because they took an overdose of KFC and watermelon, they're actually just insulting themselves.

How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

So two Jews walk into a bar... Its nice that they take missionary work to new heights

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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