What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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who is lanky? Theo Kingdom

What do you call a person with no legs, no arms, no eyes, and no heart? Well he'd be dead wouldn't he?

Jim fell of his bike, wanna know how. Someone threw a car at him. Knock knock, who's there, not Jim

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why did we start questioning the philosophical reasoning of chickens?

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Whats worse than scraping your elbow and knee? Beheading and disembowlment.

A man. That is all.

whos a tramp and stinks? David Bell

Has anyone told you, you look fat today?" "Because you don't.

What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

How did the guy in a wheelchair get up 7 flights of stairs? He didn't.

What's black, white, and red all over? A white man's bleeding cancerous tumor.

9/11/01 walks into a bar

How can you tell you're in a childrens' ambulance from the inside? From the clown patterned body bags.

What time is it? 12:03 AM

A Muslim blows up a bar

You better run like your ass is under fire, because it will be if you don't.

Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

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