Wy did Bryan eet his Dumbelllle? Anderson fell asleep again

The President, the Pope, and a small child are in a plane when the pilot announces that they are about to crash. The plane hits the ocean. They quickly remember that there is a life jacket under their seats and they promptly put it on, but wait to inflate it (by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs) it until after exiting the cabin.

yo mama is so fat she went to the doctor and the doctor told her she had diabetes

What's the difference between a white guy and a black guy? Their skin color.

Q. How did Kit Kat candy bars get their name? A. It was chosen by manufacturer.

WHATS WORSE THAN THE HOLOCAUST A FLAT TIRE

Why is it nice to wear jeans? So people don't see your undies.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Obama enters a KKK meeting Obama: Oh sorry I thought this was the Kentucky Fried Chicken... the font was so small so... as he starts backing off scared... KKK: leader, of course Mr.President, feel free to come again anytime! Moral: Kings Knocking Ketchup is actually a nice place if you not unlike me enjoy ketchup...

Penis in a box.

A mushroom walks into a crowded bar, the bartender says "we don't serve your kind here." Protestingly, the mushroom replies, "why not? I am a spore reproducing eukaryote!" Everyone stares as an awkward silence ensues.

So one day a man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like to drink. He said he would like a glass of water. The bartender said "why come all the way to a bar just to get some water." The man responded "well its a longer walk to the coffee shop."

What did Lady Gaga say to Justin Timberlake? "I love the Backstreet Boys!" Justin Timberlake Replied with a Bazooka.

A black man, a jew and a racist walk into a bar, The racist proceeds to be a racist

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head.

ive got 99 problems and my diabetes is one of them

Three blondes walk into a community college.

What is Chuck Norris's favorite musical theme? Tanana na na naa naa na, ta ta ta tanana na naa na ta na na.

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Happiness is just at the end of the road... Just take a look at how long that road is yeah i wouldnt even try

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What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

what did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? cancer.

What do you call a bicycle that likes threesomes. A tricycle

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