- Anti Joke

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? You shouldn't eat Jews, unless your a cannibal for which you should seek psychological help.

What did the man who was punched in the throat say to his friend?

What is funnier than 9 black fellas dead in a trashbin? 1 black fella dead in 9 trashbins.

here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

-What's a real anti joke? -This.

how do you kill a mexican? make him go to the cicus

Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris

Abraham Lincoln was the 16th Presient of the United States of America. The president to follow him was Andrew Johnson, president number 17.

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

I can't think of a joke!

What is black and white and green and red and purple and orange and magenta and brown and yellow all at the same time? Can you tell me? Cause I've got no clue.

An attractive naked woman walks into a bar. Everyone is surprised, and all the straight men, gay women and bi-sexual men and women in the bar are sexually aroused.

Where do cows go on the weekend? The slaughterhouse.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Has your ear operation had success? A: Hotdog with chili.

What do you call a black man in a pumpkin patch? His name is Bill.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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If olive oil is made of olives, calculate the mass of the sun.

sixty....eight.

Your computer will self - destruct in 5 seconds

Knock knock! Who's there? Dick! Dick who? Dick Stewart, your neighbor from next door!

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what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

Why is jim gay? because he likes men