What's the opposite of Them Cox? Deez Nuts

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting thrown into the sun.

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You know those people that learned the true name of God, as God asked kindly... ...Well you know God can be nice sometimes but he actually COMMANDED they keep his name secret forever? They became the first people known as Jehova`s witnesses... JEHOVAH<<< SECRET NAME ANYBODY? So much for keeping his secret name guys! They claim that only a few thousand humans will ascend to heaven, in other words all of the JEHOVA`s witnesses... All two billions of them or something... For keeping his name (Cough JEHOVAH) secret. SUCCESS!

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Why couldn't sally drive her car? Because sally is a girl.

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Why didn't the black man have a job? He was only in first grade.

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A Muslim, a Jew, a Christian, and an Atheist are eating at the same table. They are friends, and they do this from time to time.

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i cannot get my penis to rise to the occasion, it is the holocaust tho..

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What do you get when you mix red and yellow? Orange.

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what do you call a dear with no I? No I dear

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Statutory Rape.

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the guy below me is gay

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Ronald McDonald was chasing him.

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A man runs into a psychiatrist's office and screams, "You gotta help me doc! I just killed seven people in my office building!"

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Why did little Johnny eat his homework? Because his family is very poor and he rarely eats.

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killing a baby and putting it in one bucket is one thing... but killing a baby and putting it in ten buckets is just insensitive

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What's the capital of Thailand? The letter 'T'...

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? His family had to sell it in order to put food on the table

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My mom's dead

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Why couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

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wait am i supposed to right the joke down here

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Two ducks are sitting in the bathtub. One asks, "Hey, can you please pass the soap?" The other responds, "Sure, if you pass the typewriter."

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the your face joke

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Busted? What the hell is going on?

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Roses are black biolets are black I colorblind

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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