- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris

how do you kill a mexican? make him go to the cicus

here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

-What's a real anti joke? -This.

What is funnier than 9 black fellas dead in a trashbin? 1 black fella dead in 9 trashbins.

What is black and white and green and red and purple and orange and magenta and brown and yellow all at the same time? Can you tell me? Cause I've got no clue.

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

An attractive naked woman walks into a bar. Everyone is surprised, and all the straight men, gay women and bi-sexual men and women in the bar are sexually aroused.

Where do cows go on the weekend? The slaughterhouse.

What do you say to a blind buss driver? You suck

Why was little Johnny sad? His parents were killed in an awful fire

Q: how do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? A: shoot him

What did the penis say to the vagina? Nothing, genitalia can't speak.

Whats white and cant fly an aeroplane? A fridge

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape her abusive father

Whats Funnier than 24?........ 25

Knock Knock Come in

whats worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? being raped by justin beiber

What do you call a supporter of Barrack Obama? A welfare recipient

Why was Johnny crying? Because... Because... Because... Because... Because... Because of the wonderful things he does.

This one time, at band camp we played in a band

Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock, Who's there? Woodpecker. Woodpecker who? Woodpecker.

There are two horses in a stable. They were just talking about the weather and other normal things. Suddenly, the dog ran in. "HELP, HELP!!!" The dog screamed. Farmer Brandy got stuck in the tractor!!! The horses said, "HOLY SHIT........... A TALKING DOG!!!!"

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