three men walked into a bar, can't believe know one noticed it.

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A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots his virgin

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What did the prostitute say to the cop? What? I can suck your dick for free Mr. Officer

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Superman: Batman, can you drive? Batman: No, but I can drive the batmobile.

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What do you call a lettuce named Andrew? Andrew.

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what the orphan boy get for christmas? Not his parents

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what do you call a shoe with legs? roadrunners.

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I don't always finish my sentences but when I do...

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What did Billy get for christmas? Nothing he died of lung cancer.

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why did the boy dress up like a girl? because he has autism.

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How many black guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None can, since noone can work together because they cant see eachother.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie pop? It very depending on the amount of saliva produced in ones mouth..

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A man went into a bakers to buy a loaf of bread. The baker said 'What can i do for you sir?' The man said 'Id like a loaf of blue bread please.' Baker replied 'Sorry sir we only sell brown or white here.' 'Thats ok.' said the man, 'I have my bike outside.' [This joke was made up by myself and my school friends in 1975 age 15. We all told it for years - i still do - and cried with laughter whenever we heard it. We called them non jokes :-) ]

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face.

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dad; were is ur head son; its on my neck duh

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What is a dinosaurs favorite chips? Doritos.

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Asians

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Why did little Susie light herself on fire? Answer: She wanted to be warm

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roses are red violet are blu--- blue? violets are violet! weird, isn't it?

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What do u call a gay guy with a long dik Dickgimme a lick

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Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

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Yo Momma's So Fat... She tried Weight Watchers, and still gained weight... She hung herself last weekend.

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Friends and Potatoes are similar...if u eat them try die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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