knock knock Come in.

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what did you call a downer in the medieval times? spazalot

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

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Justin Bieber

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BUTTERFARTING

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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2 muffins are in the oven. After about 15 minutes, they both died.

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WTF BOOOOOM

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Jesus Christ walks into a Hotel.. he hands the Inn keeper 3 nails and says " Hey..can you put me UP for the night?"

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Lil' Wayne

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Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner fudge is made. This market has a very dynamic and fresh selection.

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What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, D1ck in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

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When I went on this website for the first time with a few friends, I was surprised to see a lot of these jokes were actually capable of making me laugh. But as I read on, eventually those funny, harmless jokes turned into offensive, ignorant, and very absurd statements. I realize that this 'anti joke' website was most likely created by a bunch of white people, because obviously white people are one of the most racest human beings, but all this is just too much! I guess I'm trying to say: if your going to make a joke, be respectful about it. America has gone through a lot of unforgiveable hardships and unfortunately these 'jokes' are making fun of all of that in a very offensive way.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the mailman delivering your weekly delivery

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What did Jeff say to the guy who stole his car? Can I have my car back.

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I love Ciara!

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Why did the little girl selling lemon aid die? Someone drove by and threw a fridge at her

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How do black people gain access to houses? Through the front door.

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What's sad about 3 Black Guys in a Camero? It was my car...

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a blond, brunette, and red head run away from cops and hide in potato sacks. the officer went up to the brunette and kicked the potato bag and the brunette went "woof" "woof". the officer went to the red head and kicked the potato bag and the red head went "meow" "meow". the officer goes to the blond and kicked the potato bag and the blond went "potato".

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What did Grandma give her grandson Billy for Christmas? Scarring memories of sexual abuse.

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What did the priest say to the rabbi? "Hey Joe, how's the family?"

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If you say gullible over and over again, it sounds like stupidity.

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What do airplanes and grapes have in common? They both have wings, except a grape doesn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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