i said why are you disliking me he said its anti joke

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Numbers don't have emotion.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? As this question does not provide neccesary information, a plausible answer cannot be found.

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when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a black eye.

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no u

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a chicken

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whats white and sticking?... glue, you dirty bastard

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police, your wife just died

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Q: what would george washington be doing if he were alive right now? A: screaming in his grave

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Q: What did the rectum say to the Anus? A: "Your a waste."

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What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from camp.

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Q: What's the similarity between puzzles and women? A: Prior to the 1920's neither had the right to vote.

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Stevie wonder walks across the road without looking both ways.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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I'm Jewish

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They gave here a timeout, like any other sensible parent would.

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Why did the bride get a refrigerator for her wedding? Because it is a very nice present

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was an animal of minimal intelligence and didn't know of the underlining risks involved in crossing a high speed passage for cars and other road baring vehicles, the presence of the chicken in the road also prompted further danger for the drivers involved in the situation. This resulted ultimately in not only the death of the chicken in hand, but also caused two cars, one with a male driver aged 35 and the other with a female driver aged 42 and her two children, to collide. This cost hundreds of pounds in damage for the male driver, who escaped with minor injuries, and the death of one of the woman's children. The whole event was an unnecessary disaster.

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What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

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what happend to the ghost? he dissapeared! :)

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A small child and a pedophile are walking hand-in-hand through the dark, creaky woods. "Mister," says the small child, " I'm scared." "YOU'RE scared?" says the pedophile. "I'M the one who's gonna have to walk back alone!"

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Roses are red, Violet are blue, SURPRISE!!! Im about to rape you.

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:-)book

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