- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

what do you call a Ukranian woman without a visa? my maid

Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

How did the blond die? Substance abuse

why did hannibal lector butter up the teacher? he wanted to get a good grade. he also wanted to eat her

What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

A bar walks into your mother.

You: I have a really funny Knock Knock joke but you have to start it. Someone Else: Okay, Knock Knock You: Who's there? (now watch their face as they become confused)

How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? 1

knock knock your gay

i have 2 penises

A Mexican walked away from a construction site.

why did Max cry??? chicken

What happened to the latino and asian man in math class when they had a test? They both recieved exceptional scores as they both helped each other study the night before.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 took 9 behind an alley and raped her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, it is unclear what the chicken's motivation to cross the road was.

the iPod hand is such a great deal It's only seven ninety-nine..........................................ninety nine for one hundredth of a dinosaur wait a minute...

What does your girlfriend eat every morning that is white, warm and sticky? Oatmeal

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Whats the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick into someones ass

What did the lover say to his lover? I love you

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