Why did the woman make a sandwich? She was hungry

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What happens when you pour Red Bull on a butterfly without wings? It drowns......

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That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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stuff and dogs {()}

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What do you call a horse and a donkey mixed together? A mule.

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What's worse than a dead man?  2 dead men

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What do you call two gay men playfully wrestling? Immature.

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Q:Whats funny? A:Genocide

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A man with AIDS walks into a bar, what does he say? I have AIDS

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Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Why didn't Jane buy an ice-cream? Because she was lactose intolerant.

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A black man and a black woman are in a car, who's driving? The police.

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A Black a Jew and a Pollack walk in to the bar bartender says "how may i help you gentlemen"

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Flab

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What is this, a center for ants? No, this is a model of the building proportionally smaller than the one we will be building.

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How do you keep a blonde occupied for hours? Put on an entertaining movie.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his pig? Wheres my Pig?

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Uh, if I say that I am that girl, am I going to be safe?

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Why did the bird fall? It was an ostrich

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What happened when Dave tried to break the record for most marshmallows in the mouth at once? He choked and died.

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I only like NY as a friend.

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How old is the old man? Probably how old he is

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What happens when you put a bunch of Republicans in a room together? They form a caucus.

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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