Knock Knock. Who's there? UPS.

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What's the best position to be in while being attacked by a bear? invisible

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A cat fell out of a really tall tree. It didn't land on its feet.

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Yo mama is so fat that: it is ruining her self esteem and she worries about her health.

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What does a cupcake get for Christmas? A fat kid.

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Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? You would too if your name was Hjshdvcyehbretafvvba.

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Whats the difference between christians and nazis? one suppressed human rights and caused millions of deaths. the others were responsible for the holocaust.

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What type of food was the black guy eating? fruit, he is on a diet

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whats small, black, and crispy? a baby in a drier

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Why couldn't the boy play catch with his dad? His Dad is dead.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink and then goes home and beats his wife.

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Women's sports.

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There's no "i" in tim.

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The mouse and the elephant went to take a bath. They had a nice time.

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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when do you go to heaven? Never, it doesn't exist.

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your mamas so old, her social security number is 1!

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Q: how many Pollocks does it take to paint a house? A: 100. 99 to spin the house and 1 to hold the paint brush

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What do you call a cat with no legs and an inverted anus? Nothing, you're to horrified to speak.

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Sea World Japan.

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you mother is so stupid that it takes her quite a while to understand jokes

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Banana(s)

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how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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