- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, im a dog

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A: You can't wear cleats on a trampoline.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "what'll it be?" The horse, unable to understand human language. Takes a shit and walks out.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have woman's rights Knock knock Who's there? NOT Sally, she's in the kitchen

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

How do magnets work?

What do Laura Bush and 9/11 have in common? George Bush did them.

Why did the ant cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Superman: Batman, can you drive? Batman: No, but I can drive the batmobile.

why was the man masturbating? his wife needed a break

Why did the man have no head? He did it was under his shirt

A black man and a black woman are in a car, who's driving? The police.

A Jew doesn't walk out of the Holocaust.

If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? It is an assessment intended to measure the respondents' knowledge or other abilities.

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Yo moma is so fat. yep.

What do you sit on, sleep on and brush your teeth with? A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush

Do you like fishsticks? If so you are not a homosexual fish as fishsticks are a frozen food rather than fish genitalia.

What's the difference between The Holocaust and baking pizza? Pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The holocaust.

Why did the sponge go to the store? The same reason all sponges go to stores: to be sold to patrons of said store.

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