Once you go black you may be more open to dating a second black person.

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why did the chicken cross the road Kill yoself

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Q: Why was Seven afraid of Eight? A: He was octophobic.

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What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

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A boy watches as a firefighter saves a little girl from a fire and looks at his mom saying "I want to be a firefighter when i grow up mommy" The mom looks down and replies "Silly kid you're not gunna grow up you have leukemia."

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What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

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What's the difference between an old quarter and a new penny? 24 cents

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Billy isn't a homosexual, he just has sex with men. Billy has sex with men, because Billy's in prison.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a tasty treat you can peal and enjoy and the other is an orange

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What happened to the latino and asian man in math class when they had a test? They both recieved exceptional scores as they both helped each other study the night before.

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why didnt the deaf man laugh? he was also mute

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Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

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how many jews did hitler kill during the holocaust? too many jews

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What did the black say when an asian knocked him out? Nothing, he was knocked out

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell out of a tree? SHFVDHGCIJCBSHG

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What do you call a Mexican who gets shot on a golf course? A tragic incident.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Because I'm blind

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Two young men ignoring societies expectations of them and instead choosing to play the sport they enjoy the most.

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What begins with "f" and ends with "uck"? A curse word.

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Knock knock. Who's there? *gun shot*

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how did the chicken cross the road. it didnt.

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Mean while... at Jerry Sandusky's house

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A man walks into a bar, then he realized he didn't have any money, so he walked out.

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Your mom is so fat, when she sat on a lump of coal she didn't realize she sat on a lump of coal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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