What olympic event is Kosovo best known for getting gold? Kosovo is the world's newest country and therefore does not yet have complete international recognition.

Make an effort in life whenever you want. Fight trough life when you got no other choice.

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

a man walked up to me and said someone is dying with long terminal cancer i said who? man replies your cat. i replied i don't have a cat. man says whoops wrong person

What do chicken babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

No

friend: whats in the box? me: shhhh, its your mom... im saving her for later.

This is not a good joke.

why did the small child drop his icecream? he was hit by a bus

Canida

When practicing the art of origami and the berrilium dialates, how many quince pies does it take to calculate a tree? Tricycle

If you were a Transformer, you would be Optimus Fine.

A 36 year old Canadian woman.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face.

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing, walls don't talk.

What happened to the Jew when he heard about the concentration camps being erected all over Germany? Nothing immediately. Then he and his family went into hiding where they were later discovered, taken to concentration camps and died along with millions of other Jews.

This is a joke with a difference. It isn't funny.

What do you do when you're making out with your girlfriend? Play with another dude's ass.

Knock, knock. Come in!

aggie wilkinson, i WOULD!!!!!

Roses are red. So is bacon, Poetry is hard . bacon.

Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself, so he goes into the bathroom and hang himself from the pipes.

Your mom is so fat, she has crippling depression and has tried killing herself three times.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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