Knock, knock. Come in!

aggie wilkinson, i WOULD!!!!!

Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

Roses are red. So is bacon, Poetry is hard . bacon.

Did you know, that every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes?

A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself, so he goes into the bathroom and hang himself from the pipes.

Your mom is so fat, she has crippling depression and has tried killing herself three times.

the guy below me is gay

what did you call a downer in the medieval times? spazalot

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at rhyming Refrigerator.

How much is an abortion? A life

Whats 0+0 0

What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? Mittens

why did the chicken cross the road because everyone on the other side already had bird flu

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What's the difference between a lamborghini and a sackful of dead babies? one is a car and the other is a grotesque travesty.

the your face joke

What is 10 inches long and didnt get sucked on valentines day? Whitney Houston's crack pipe.

What's big, red and looks like a bucket? A small blue bucket labeled big red bucket.

Why did the baby cross the road? It doesn't matter. He was hit by a bus.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead.

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

How do you get a blonde to drown herself? Isolate her in an aqueous environment

What do you get when you cross an African-American, a bird, and ice cream? I don't know.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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