- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you heard the story of the empty room? Theres nothing in it.

Why can't santa fit down a chimney? No one can

What's samller than a table but can't go under it? A baby with hay fork in his back.

Patrick is gay

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There once was a man from Bangkok, who hated limericks.

what is a vampires favorite dessert? a used tampon

Why did the black man walk into KFC? He was terribly hungry and had a reasonable amount of currency with him to purchase food for his well being.

When life gives you lemons, make a lemon and tamarind chutney.

A: Knock Knock! B: No ones home.

What happened to the latino and asian man in math class when they had a test? They both recieved exceptional scores as they both helped each other study the night before.

A black man walks into a bar. The man behind him ducks.

Wikipedia has no entry on "gullibility."

Two men sit down at a bar. First man: I hear you're having a baby! Second man: My wife had a miscarriage. First man: Oh.... The talking ceased

Farmer Ned chased his chickens before they laid their eggs, because he likes his eggs scrambled.

How many blondes does is take to screw a man? one and a condem

Why cant penguins fly? because they cant

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

So these IRS agents were negotiating a deal.....

why did the boys voice get so deep? He just went through puberty

Why did the Octopus jump off the bridge? To breathe

Today, we will be identifying power tools. This is not a drill.

How do you get a baby out of a blender? Call the police and have them deal with the tragedy.

Roses are tits, Violets are tits, I love tits. Tits.

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