Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Why couldn't the prostitute count to 70? She grew up in a poor family and couldn't pay for a good education.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Imagine: You are trapped in a prizon cell with no doors, no windows, no furniture and completely sealed in with nothing. What do you do? Stop imagining!

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brett is a dick

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A man went into a bakers to buy a loaf of bread. The baker said 'What can i do for you sir?' The man said 'Id like a loaf of blue bread please.' Baker replied 'Sorry sir we only sell brown or white here.' 'Thats ok.' said the man, 'I have my bike outside.' [This joke was made up by myself and my school friends in 1975 age 15. We all told it for years - i still do - and cried with laughter whenever we heard it. We called them non jokes :-) ]

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What's fat and ginger? My dog.

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I have to tell you something. What? I just told you something.

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A jew, an Arab, and A Scientist walk into a bar. The arab self explodes and kills them all

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What do you call a woman not in the kitchen? Her name.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Drowning.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

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What does Pontiac stand for - People Of Normal Thinking Intelligence Acting Classy

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Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

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The man from Poland was so dumb he was eligible to live in a supervised group home.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? You don't, it won't come.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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9/11/2001

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I walked into town today and bumped into a butcher, a baker and a candlestick maker. It meant nothing to me because I was never read nursery rhymes as a child due to my parents both dying before I was conceived

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Why did Susie fall off a swing? She had an inner ear infection.

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Lil' Wayne

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Canada's army

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Q:"Wanna Here a Joke?" A:"Yea Sure" Q:"Why can't Stevie Wonder read?" A:"Umm....because he's blind?" Q:"No, because he's black."

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Anti Joke

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