- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman.

What's small, yellow and great with numbers? A yellow calculator

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whats worse than your brother dying in a car accident? finding out the rest of your family was in there

What do you call a Jewish lawyer, who is happily married to a woman, but goes and sees a man on the side? A gay Jewish lawyer who cheats on his fake wife.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it. How do you make it stop crying? You throw another brick at it.

- How do you keep an idiot in suspense? - How? -......

A white man bumps into an Asian man while walking down the street. They have a brief chat. As they part ways, the white man says, "Facebook me!" The Asian man replies, "Due to my socio-economic situation I cannot currently afford an Internet service." So they exchange telephone numbers.

Q. How did Kit Kat candy bars get their name? A. It was chosen by manufacturer.

This is my rifle, this is my gun, one is for shooting, the other is decorative.

A Horse walks into a Bar The Bartender runs for his life as he is tripping on acid and believes the horse is a sheep. He doesn't like sheep.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Not your dead mom.

A mushroom walks into a crowded bar, the bartender says "we don't serve your kind here." Protestingly, the mushroom replies, "why not? I am a spore reproducing eukaryote!" Everyone stares as an awkward silence ensues.

women leaving the kitchen

Brian Singmaster. Look him up, he's cute.

What's the difference between a white guy and a black guy? Their skin color.

What's the difference between a mouse and a dinosaur? A lot.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: 9/11

How do you make a plumber cry? Make his family cry!!!!!!!!!

A horse walks into a glue factory..

A man walks into a bar.

Mitt Romney for president.

What's white and sticky? Glue

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