wat did the candle say to the lighter? nothing candles cant speak because they are inamimate objects, even so i think a candle would just scream anyway, would you buy a screaming candle?

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Name two things that are stupid and can get stupider. You can't , there's only one a blonde

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alright whoever posted it, like this, then comment your first name

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Why did the baby cross the road? It doesn't matter. He was hit by a bus.

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Q .What robin told to batman before they got into the car? A. Get into the car!!

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What do you call a black man with scissors.? A Barber.

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How do you get a blonde to drown herself? Isolate her in an aqueous environment

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what do you call a fish without eyes? a fshhhhh

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why did little marwisheafuck want a cat for hanukock because her dad had ciilled a black priest that ate free mdicks out of a mshitfuck

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How do you realize your life is over? You don't, but the coroner does.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, we know you've been pirating movies.

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What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

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toast points

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What did the black man, chinese man, and mexican man all have in common? They all happened to enjoy cantaloupe.

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what do you call a black guy in a cop car a cop

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was being chased.

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What do you call a guy being followed by about 30 others with high powered rifles? A military general serving for his country.

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The burgler walked into the house. Nobody noticed the initial intrusion. The burgler quickly left. The family of which was stolen from woke up the next day and enjoyed a hearty breakfast of grains, oats, and barley without a worry on anyone's mind.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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What do you do when a guy pulls up in a van with piercings and a gay lisp, what do you do? Get in the van.

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What s faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

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The lemons on the tree are ripe. They will be picked.

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How does a black man make an anti joke? www.anti-joke.com/submit

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