What did the dead baby say to his mother? Nothing. He's dead.

why was six afraid of seven? cause seven raped and pillaged eight's family.

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if your father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

where do the women go? the womanarium

whats worss than getting a papercut gohnnarea

When life gives you lemons,you say thank you.

di you hear about the man that got his whole left side cut off? no well he died

What did the man say when he dropped an apple on his foot? That might have caused some minor discomfort had I not been wearing shoes.

Two gay men in a hottub. They relaxed for about half an hour before getting out and going to the bed, where they fell asleep.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Why did the monkey scream? He was hungry

What is the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Lamborghini I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

So I'm balls deep in this turkey dinner....... then i proceed to ejaculate into it and ruin my family's Thanksgiving along with their perception of me.

Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

do you know what i see in the perfect girl? my dick.

Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll probably just land back on earth.

Why did the man drop his glasses? His hand was sweaty.

what do you get if you cross a lion with a pig? nothing as the lion would more than likely end up eating the high in fat pig.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

what does a nazi and the witch from hansel and gretal have in common, they both put people in ovens.

whats dead and gone your nanas cat

I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this dock and it makes me wana quack like what the hell is THAT!

Are you Jewish? No. That's what Anne Frank said, too.

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