A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. To get to the other side.

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This is not a good joke.

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What ticks like a clock and has numbers on it? A clock.

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your mom is so fat she died of brain cancer

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A guys walks up to a drug dealing looking to score some drugs. The deal was made an the man quickly arrested the drug dealer because he was actually a undercover cop

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What's the most wonderful time of the year? When your wife dies.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Pizza. Pizza who? Delivery.

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Why was 8 afraid of 9? Because 9 bullied him until he became anorexic.

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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So a black man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. He payed for the drink and couldn't have been more courteous

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Why did the baby cross the road? His parents were drug addicts, and didn't pay him any attention.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Ronald McDonald was chasing him.

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What is Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

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A friend of yours tells you his version of The Aristocrats. You just wasted about 5-20 minutes of your life.

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A man walks into a bar. Realizing that he left his keys in his car, he called a locksmith to unlock the doors. He did not have money to pay this locksmith and was put in prison for his large sums of debt. He was shanked by a fellow inmate and died a few days later in the prison's hospital ward.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? You don't, it won't come.

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What's retarded and comes from Eygelshoven? Roel van den Elzen

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler. Good.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at rhyming Refrigerator.

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killing a baby and putting it in one bucket is one thing... but killing a baby and putting it in ten buckets is just insensitive

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Knock Knock Who's There? Orange What? Orange Who the hell are you and what do you want? Orange I am calling the police if you do not get off my doorstep in 5 seconds you a$$hole

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