I told my friend a joke. He didn't laugh, I asked why. He said he was autistic and he does not understand humor.

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How do you catch a squirrel? Use a live, humane trap, and release it back into the wild afterwards.

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What did the dog say to the dildo? Your rubber

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I like my woman like I like my coffee. Good.

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what did one mexican say to the other Hi.

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A man and a chicken walk into a bar... I forgot the rest of the joke .... YOUR MUMS A WHORE

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

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Why did the man have no head? He did it was under his shirt

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dave lee travis walks into a radio station , plays some records , talks randomly , and a good time is had by all.

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What did the goat say to the dolphin dogs don't lay eggs

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go fishing.

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knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

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Why did the Vietnemese prostitute ask for the phone? Because she wanted to use the phone.

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Roses are red, violet are blue I have AIDS

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A: You can't wear cleats on a trampoline.

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Two strangers are sitting at a bar having a drink. One is a young, fat, red-headed guy named Fred. The other is an elderly grey-haired man. After a while, Fred turns to the old man and awkwardly asks: "Excuse me sir would ya' mind givin me some advice? There's this girl who has sat next to me on the bus every morning for the past three months. She's the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. She always smiles and winks at me. I wannna ask her on a date but every time I go to do it I freeze. I just don't know what to say. I'm sorry to bother you, but I'm falling for this girl and I don't know what in the world to do. Any tips?" The old man continues to sit quietly, slowly sipping his drink. After a while the old man looks at Fred. "Hmmm" says the old man, as he thinks over Fred's question. "What is your name son?" He asks Fred. "It's Fred sir," replies Fred. "Hmmm," the old man says again as he continues to think over Fred's question. The old man then stands up, takes out a gun, and shoots Fred in the face. Fred never saw it coming.

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Whats funnier than killing a black guy. Nothing, it's not funny.

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Q: What do starving children in Africa eat? A: Nothing

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Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

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Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

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What do you call an illegal citizen from the Middle East? Someone seeking a better life in a democratic country after suffering in a communist government for his entire life.

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A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society.

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A black man, a jew and a racist walk into a bar, The racist proceeds to be a racist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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