What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

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How many nails does it take to build a house? As many as it takes to get the job done.

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What do you call a deaf person? You don't they can't hear you.

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whats worse than the halocaust? disney channel.

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you mother is so stupid that it takes her quite a while to understand jokes

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What's the difference between a Jew and a black person? Black people are good at running.

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Wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a tasty treat you can peal and enjoy and the other is an orange

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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What is brown and sticky?

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane. A pilot

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Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

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How do you get a giraffe in a fridge? Open the Door, put the giraffe in, close the door How do you get an elephant in a fridge Open the door, take the giraffe out, put the elephant in, close the door There is an animal meeting, one animal doesn't show up. Which animal didn't come? The Elephant, it's still in the fridge You come across a crocodile infested river, how do you get across? You swim across, the crocodiles are at the meeting, Weren't you listening?

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a pool? A: A man with no arms or legs in a pool.

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Babies are like landmines; when you step on them they explode.

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so he says "aaahhh". then i threw a fridge at him

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why do cows have tails? Because my pet rock stopped breathing.

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What was the dying Raccoons last words? I don't want to die.

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What kind of parrot can't mimic human voices? One that's just had it's vocal chords illegally harvested and sold on the black market

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What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

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Jokes are funny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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