- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between Charlie Sheen and Michael Jackson? One is dead, one is not.

A mushroom walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We don't serve your kind." the mushroom asked why, the Bartender said, "Because your under aged"

Why did the man say how was your day? because it was the end of the day

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? You shouldn't eat Jews, unless your a cannibal for which you should seek psychological help.

Women's rights.

What's black and white and red all over? A cow being processed

Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

Knock Knock. Come in. -mattobrado

here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

You have a birthday party and invite 5 celebrities: Britney spears, Lady Gaga, Hulk Hogan, Barack Obama, and Oprah. Meanwhile, there is a cow in a nearby pasture pooping.

guns don't kill people. casey anthoney kills people.

Roses are red Violets are blue Its just a bulge I swear its not a bomb

A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. He says, "I am what I am." The white guy says, "yes." The black guy says, "why did you say yes?" If he was black he would have said, "I is what I is.":):):):):):):):)<3

Make an effort in life whenever you want. Fight trough life when you got no other choice.

What did the priest get for Christmas? Herpes

What's flatter than a pancake? The baby I just ran over.

What do you sit on, sleep on and brush your teeth with? A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush

what's worse then droping your phone. 9/11 having sex with the holocaust

French people

JESSSSIICCCCCAAAAAA!

What do you call a horse with wings? Nonexistant. Welcome to the real world kid.

Q: how do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? A: shoot him

what do you call a duck with no legs? a sitting duck

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