- Anti Joke

Women's sports.

What do you call a black armless legless man I Don't know but im kind of hungry

A boy watches as a firefighter saves a little girl from a fire and looks at his mom saying "I want to be a firefighter when i grow up mommy" The mom looks down and replies "Silly kid you're not gunna grow up you have leukemia."

wanna hear a joke?... Womens rights

Why was my teacher depressed? Because she wanted to live in her pasta

Q: How do you fit a giraffe inside a refrigerator? A: You can't, it is physically impossible...

Knock knock It's open, come in.

What turns red and explodes in a microwave A cat

Roses are red Violets are blue This line doesn't rhyme Neither does this one.

A bar walks into your mother.

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? N*ggers.

How did the happy clown die? Testicular Cancer.

how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

What do divorce and a loose bear in a zoo have in common? They both tear families apart

Women's rights

[Enter Funny-Anti Joke Here] [Enter Retarded Answer Here]

A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

What did the anti-joke say? Nothing for it is an anti-joke which is a group of word formed to create a sentence and sentences cannot speak.

I don't often drink beer. But when I do, I recklessly beat my wife and kids.

A man walks into a bar, then he realized he didn't have any money, so he walked out.

Whats the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick into someones ass

Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg.

A woman is getting in the shower but the the doorbell rings so she puts on her towel and gets the door a man is there asking for sugar. Then she gets back into the shower then the doorbell rang again so she puts on her towel and anwsers the door another man is there he asked for some batteries she gave him some and went back to the shower. Then she hears the doorbell again she thought since there wasn't anybody else that lived on her street she decided to just go to the door without her towel so she answers the door thinking the blindmans there and it was the police man.

A man is walking down the street when, on the other side, he see's another man, with what appears to be an orange for a head. Unable to contain his curiosity, he approaches and enquires: "Excuse me, but I couldn't help noticing that you have you have an orange for a head..." "That's right" says the man with an orange for a head. "I met a magical genie one day who granted me three wishes..." "Amazing" says the first man, "Please continue". "Well, for my first wish, I wished I was incredibly rich, and that every day, I woke up in a four-poster bed full of used bank notes, and a statement with twenty zeros". "Did that happen?" askes the first man. "It did indeed", replies the man with an orange for a head. "I'm probably the richest man in the world". "Amazing!" replies the first man. "What did you wish for next?" "For my second wish, I wished to be incredibly attractive to women, and that every day, in my four poster bed full of money, when I awoke, there would be three of the most beautiful, naked women imaginable." "Wow! Did THAT happen?" "Of course! To be honest though, that gets a bit of a bind - walking around is a bit difficult these days, in fact, I'm on my way to pick up some cream." "No way, that's amazing!" says the first man. "What was your third wish?" "Well..." replies the man with an orange for a head, "For my third wish, I wished I had an orange for a head."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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