What's more dangerous than bungee jumping without a rope? Getting into a car with Ben Colbert.

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Whats 0+0 0

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How do you escape a vicious tiger? You cleverly create a distraction so the tiger's focus is not on you. Then, you quickly run away because the tiger doesn't know you are leaving.

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

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Q: What's worse than being fat? A: Getting even fatter than u already are. :o

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12 22 giraffe hippo 66 otter zebra cat 99 okay, the end

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What happens when you combine a chainsaw and a baby? 30 years to life

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What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? Nothing. It turns out it wasn't his wife, he was cheating on her with his mistress, the woman he was having sex with now, thus destroying their marriage.

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What's the difference between a lamborghini and a sackful of dead babies? one is a car and the other is a grotesque travesty.

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the your face joke

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What's big, red and looks like a bucket? A small blue bucket labeled big red bucket.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? We'll.. Pretty much everything I can think of.

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What's worse than 10 dead babies in a dumpster? One dead baby in 10 dumpsters.

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How do you kill a blue elephant? How? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? How? You hold it's nose until it turns blue, then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a orange elephant? How? You can't, they don't exist. How do you kill a white elephant? How? You tickle it till it turns pink, then you hold it's noose until it turns blue, then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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What do you get when you cross an African-American, a bird, and ice cream? I don't know.

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What do you call a pickle with a cape? A pickle with a cape

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What did the husband tell his obese wife? I love you honey

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Waseem likes to talk with his mouth full.

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Why is Ellen so funny? Because she is a comedian.

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A blind man walks into a bar

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So there was a pirate, he got shot in the back. And when he got shot he turned to his freind (fellow pirate) and said i have been shot and there is a pretty good chance i will die.

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why cant sophie lifeguard safely because she cant swim that good

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mourn the loss of his daughter who died due a fatal car crash, caused by him while he was driving. across the street

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Q:How do you turn off a Jewish Lamp? A: You press the Auschwitz.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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