- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did batman say to the Joker? I'm Batman

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

Knock knock? Whose there? Who's. Who's who? No you used the wrong form of who's.

Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There?" "Sara" "Come in, we will have a cup of coffee in the good company of each other."

A Black a Jew and a Pollack walk in to the bar bartender says "how may i help you gentlemen"

Polly went out for a cigarette. Then she was raped.

Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

What's wrong with your hand!!!!!???? nothing.

Whats worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

What's red, loose, and easy to wear? A rock. I lie about everything.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater

Your Mama's so fat she need some serious medication treating overweight.

When life gives you: High Fructose Corn Syrup,Citric Acid, Ascorbic Acid,Maltodextrin, Sodium Acid Phosphate, Magnesium Oxide, Calcium Fumarate, Yellow 5, Tocopherol, and less than 2% natural flavours... Make lemonade.

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

What do Chuck Norris and Oprah Winfrey have in common? They are both white, male, good actors, white, rich, and white. Except for the eagle.

If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? It is an assessment intended to measure the respondents' knowledge or other abilities.

-What's a real anti joke? -This.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, they're just out of bad taste.

a man walked up to me and said someone is dying with long terminal cancer i said who? man replies your cat. i replied i don't have a cat. man says whoops wrong person

What is worse than getting a paper cut? Your whole family dying to MERS in Peru before you were old enough to remember any of them.

Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To return to its nest.

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