One time a man cut off Chuck Norris while driving, and Chuck Norris kindly excused the man's lack of consideration for his fellow drivers.

what did Johnny get for Halloween. ebola

A baby seal walks into a club...

What do you call a file named pedo? A. Pedobear B. Toast C. Pedofile

Why'd Sally fall of the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not sally

What is the diffrence between a guy and pie? The pie taste like fruit somethimes

Pickles

What do you call a black guy flying a helicopter? A pilot.

Q: Why is the sun so bright? A: Because it reads books!

What do you get when you cross corn with more corn? A devestating force that will make you live on a rowboat and perform demeaning puppet shows you will not Even enyoy!!!!

Q: Whats worse than having a dead car battery? A: Going to prison and getting raped by a black guy

A young couple just gave birth to their first child and the doctor says, "I’ve good some good news and some bad news, what do you want first?" "Give us the bad news first", the parents reply. "Your baby has red hair", says the doctor. "Well whats the good news", ask the parents. "It’s dead", says the doctor.

Yeah, totally.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Let Me In. Let Me In Who? Let Me In or I Will Kill You Tomorrow!

Why did the kid cross the road? He was strapped to a chicken!

IF circles are squares and squares are purple and i dont know what im talking about does that make all potatoes orange?

why did the bananan explode? it was a grenade

What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? A rape victim.

What's black and white and red all over. Half a zebra

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a large dog on its side of the road attempting to harass it.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was thrown out of the way

Why are black people faster than white people? They are descended from a lineage where athleticism was more greatly selected for in the evolutionary process.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a large refrigerator Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? The two of them were stapled together Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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