Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

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so a guy says to his doctor "it hurts when i touch my leg" the doctor replies "but we cut it of last week" he promptly died with an infection in his leg

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Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, Everything's Grey, I am a Dog.

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Why did jack smell smoke in his neighborhood? His house burnt to the ground.

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Why was Adam sad his dog got ran over? He was holding the dog.

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How do you make a dog drink? You put the dog in a blender

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A Jew, a Mexican, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Bartender says: "Get the f*ck out."

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Ask me if I'm in a tree? No.

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cot!

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How do you spell Madeleine Mccann? I A N

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how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

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jess yawns with no hands in front of her mouth. true story.

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There was a man who bought a cat. He fed it well. It got so fat.

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What's brown and sticky? Poo

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers have no feelings.

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what's white on top and black on the bottom? Society

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1. 2. 3. 4. 5.

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a man walked into a bar, however the bar was in Pakistan so he got shot by terrorists

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Why are white people typically not as good at basketball as black people? They don't have the hard work and dedication as those who are better.

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Roses are red violets are red, the grass is red Holy crap! My yard is on fire!

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What sucks?

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When life gives you lemons,you say thank you.

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What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? THe NBA

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